Midland Texas

The boringest place on earth. Hometown of george w bush. Located in the middle of nowhere in west Texas. Twin city of Odessa texas(a lot funner). Also midland is home of the shittiest weed in the u.s. Jasper from twilight is from here.

Someone: hey lets go to Midland Texas.

Someone else: nah its boring as shit over there

by Abell student February 27, 2011

MiladaesyHastings

An amazing girlfriend;
One of the best things in Darek Darko's life;
Stealer of his largest organ in his body, his heart -.0;
His number one;
The hermonie to his ron;

Darek Darko lives MiladaesyHastings.

by Loverofher October 18, 2008

Midland mudslide

when a redneck is having sexual intercourse with a girl and has dip in his mouth and as he is cumming spits the dip juice on her back with his cum and mixes it togther

you want to midland mudslide with me gurl

by central football 5 July 8, 2011

Maslan

That guy you know that never shares his miniwheats, maks fun of ou all the time,and says what every he can to hurt your fellings but scretly he has a vagina

Matt: I can't tell if that non miniwheat sharing douche is a boy or girl

Joy: I know, he's such a Maslan

by superduperbackupgoaly44554 November 3, 2011

Milaki

Milaki - When somebody is talking flat shit, absolute nonsense.

Emily - Brendo you're a bloody dickhead m8
Brendo - Bugger off Embo you're full of Milaki.

by Realtalkdikshonary May 11, 2017

milan

the hottest person on this planet yet thinks shes not is also really mean and tends so say "saranghae" when they dont mean it

milan be my gf loll

by milanslover May 12, 2021

Milad Mirg

Milad Mirg is a Youtuber/Tiktoker that is known for his subway content. He usually records himself making subway subs, and doing voice overs. In his videos he answers his fans answers, his experiences at subway and more. He is one of the fastest growing content creators on YouTube, as his growth can be compared to the Minecraft Youtuber "Dream" who had also expericed such rapid growth in mid-2020 to today.

His Social Media:

Youtube: youtube.com/c/MiladMirg
Tiktok: tiktok.com/@miladmirg
Instagram: Instagram.com/miladMirg

Person 1: Did you see Milad Mirg's New Video?
Person 2: Yeah man it was amazing

by Infernoflame June 27, 2021