Dashyla: Man! my word document doesn't want to open! :(
David: Well what program did you use?
Dashyla: microSCOFT!!
minute later
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David: Hahahahahahahahahaha!
David: Well what program did you use?
Dashyla: microSCOFT!!
minute later
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David: Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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A comapny that should be called macrohard. They are run by shitbrains and the government is stupid becuase they won't SMASH the monopoly. See Bill Gates
The company is microsoft, but it's also macrohard. Macrohard is more reflective of the company. Microsoft is Macrohard, Firefox will FireGates!
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defintion: When a company builds up a good reputaion with quality products, then goes to screw its costumer over with faulty merchandise. Knowing loyal consumers will buy their product in good faith, only to die inside when it invitably shows itself to be a unfinished or terrible product.
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defintion: When a company builds up a good reputaion with quality products, then goes to screw its costumer over with faulty merchandise. Knowing loyal consumers will buy their product in good faith, only to die inside when it invitably shows itself to be a unfinished or terrible product.
1. Microsoft really microsofted us with Windows 8.
2. Why is Sony microsofting us on the Playstation 4?
3. Activision clearly wanted to microsoft Call of duty: ghosts.
4. Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas enjoy mircosofting the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.
2. Why is Sony microsofting us on the Playstation 4?
3. Activision clearly wanted to microsoft Call of duty: ghosts.
4. Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas enjoy mircosofting the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises.
by MrGaranti January 22, 2014
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