miracle of heaven

A good thing happens.

MAN: I just want a calzone right now, too bad I bought the latest COD game.
MAN2: Did anyone say Calzones?
MAN: Miracle of heaven!

by Miss. AnonymousPuns September 30, 2017

Miracle Whip

Goblin cum

Miracle Whip gives a sandwich a goblin cum flavour

by pdedes December 5, 2017

Miracle Slip

When you're fucking a woman in the vagina and your penis accidentally slips out of her vagina, and into her anus.

Sorry about that miracle slip baby, I was going hard and got carried away. Please forgive me

by Reginald Rodhuffer May 13, 2018

miraclelynn

Is the most beautiful, wierd and unusual person you will ever meet She also has a very funny sarcastic personality

I love Miraclelynn

by Bts_lover321 October 25, 2018

mirabella2.0

She love food. She is a fan of 6ix9ine. Her bff's are Bina and Kosta. She has a friend and grandma called Marina, with whom she can always talk to. She is married to Addi.

She is a latina. so she must be a Mirabella2.0

by kostaali45 December 3, 2018

Miracle Whipped

When your boss is really tough on you.

How was the visit today? I didnt have all my invoices logged, so I got Miracle Whipped pretty badly.

by The Druglord January 29, 2019

Miracle Whip

A term used for an old man masturbating

Wow my grandpa made a big miracle whip

by Halex69club February 1, 2019