microsoft

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

by Jason May 13, 2005

microswift

a web hosting and web design company. Usually cheaper and more flexable than corprate asshats. Run by a college student.

Microswift is tit!

by RickJamesBitch April 30, 2004

microsoft sam

the annoying voice that is in your computer and cannot pronounce words correctly

just try it in your computer and you will see it and Microsoft SAM is annoying

by hajii December 26, 2008

microsoft negative

Uninfected by life-energy consuming software created by the Microsoft coporation.

Okay, can we please share documents in a real file format? Some of us are microsoft negative.

by neilanalien August 18, 2008

Microsoft

The best technology company ever. My favourite thing they made was the Xbox one, Bill Gates does a good job of running the company.

Rick, hey Andrew what is your favourite technology company,
Andrew, Microsoft

Rick, me too! Let’s play some Xbox

Andrew, ya sure

by Jack cof May 22, 2018

Microsoft

Company that made laggy internet explorer ad filled Windows 10 the Microsoft Store the bad Windows version s (Windows Vista,ME,8, and 10 in S mode).

IE:*still loading urbandictionary.com*
Windows:Installing APP YOU DONT WANT from the Microsoft Store.

by Google is Cool September 14, 2020

psycho about microsoft word

Someone who is psycho about Microsoft Word such as a computer teacher.

Such as teachers who teach the following:
Computer Applications, Mous, Web design, Microsoft Word/Excel.

Teachers who have the position in Business Education

Example:

Cendy: Yeah Ms.Bayley is crazy, like she's Psycho about Microsoft Word.
Judy: LMAO!

by guy that goes to IHS April 20, 2011