While at a mudjam striptease contest, a girl (contestant in said contest) who is wearing a butt plug gets it pulled out by some random guy who then proceeds to jam it in his mouth and suck on it.
by MeganSignals October 16, 2015
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ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel
The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.
ALT: Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel
The same process as before, but the ham-holder is of african descent, thus giving the appearance of ham slices between pumpernickel bread.
"Man, I was just jerkin' mah gerkin' when Susie came over. Already extremely horny, my dick reached maximum size when she preformed a Michigan Ham Sandwich.
"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."
"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."
"Eyyo maen, me ands Sharkeliquaiea was fuckin' yezerday, and she ot' some ham out of da frigg, ya know? She did the Michigan Ham Sandwich on Pumpernickel nigga! I'z gotz some shit on my tongue, boi."
"Yeah girl, I was with Jake the other day, and I really wanted to get intimate, you know? And he did the Michigan Ham Sandwich. I would imagine it would have tasted delicious if I wasn't constantly smelling his sweaty taint."
by endwalker November 11, 2016
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The art of dropping your pants at the bus stop, while facing away from the road, to relieve one self of projectile diarrhea.
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Berlusconi cut his teeth at the machiavelodrome, learning how to undermine the moderate left with deconstructive rhetoric while posting a new personal best for the season in the 5km sprint.
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This word originated from gym bros alerting each other of a beautiful girl in the vicinity at a public gym, disguising their admirations as talking about the machines or apparatus in the gym.
This word originated from gym bros alerting each other of a beautiful girl in the vicinity at a public gym, disguising their admirations as talking about the machines or apparatus in the gym.
Roche: *Taps Kams shoulder*
Kam: "What, bro? I'm in the middle of a set."
Roche: "I'm sorry about that man, but I just have to let you know, there's a máchine over there!"
Kam: *Observing the máchine* "To be fair, bro, she is just my type."
Kam: "What, bro? I'm in the middle of a set."
Roche: "I'm sorry about that man, but I just have to let you know, there's a máchine over there!"
Kam: *Observing the máchine* "To be fair, bro, she is just my type."
by montorole October 31, 2023
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