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Michael

Michaels are the most genuine, caring, funny people you’ll ever meet. He tends to not realize how much beauty and potential he has, always putting others before himself even when he shouldn’t. Michaels can seem brave and cocky but are really sensitive and insecure people. He’s very funny and can bring a smile to your face with a simple “Hi,”. If you find a Michael, you’ll never want to let him go. He might say he’s an ass but deep down you know he’s just about the kindest guy you’ve met.
Person A: “Michael’s my main bitch, best friend I could ever have.”
Person B: “I know right, who couldn’t love Michael?”
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Michael

Michael gets all the butches
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Michael

A wholesome blue eyed kid.
He loves you no matter what
He always makes people laugh and he’s really easy too fall in love with!
<Have you seen Michael today>
<YEAH he is soo F###ing HOT!!!!!>
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Michael

Michael-a guy with a big dick who is very funny and crazy and gets stoned
Oh look Leah it's Michael and his fine ass
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Michael

Some sexy boul
He’s such a Michael.
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Michael

Michael’s are the cutest. They are typically Portuguese but come in all ethnicities. They have the most beautiful brown eyes, sometimes blue or green. And the softest hair. They can make you smile like no other, and are there in every aspect they can be. They’re hard working, have the most beautiful smile. They love animals usually, and will make the best partner. You should get yourself a michael! They make great companions, sex partners and husbands.
“Oh look at her Michael, he’s so handsome
“He’s definitely a michael”
I love you, Michael”
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Michael

Very extroverted and can speak to everyone, but has a little trouble listening. Least athletic guy you will ever meet, but will know every fact about every athlete in the NBA. Might have a hidden gambling problem, but only because he's good at it. Somewhat smart but doesn't always show it. Loves animated comedy, especially shows like Family Guy and South park. Is always coming up with lofty business ideas and constantly pitching them to friends and family. Every Michael has a hot sister and has implied at one point that he agrees. But at the end of the day he’s always there to back you up.
“Who’s that girl over there? she’s hot” said Brad
“That’s Michael sister” Chad
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