Micah is so annoying
by Sheeeshboy August 23, 2021
Micah is a wonderful and charming person. He can often be seen hanging out at the color café with his beloved boyfriend Swatch. Micah is the type of person that is shy but will, without hesitation, stand up for the people he is close to/cares about.
"Did you see how Micah defended his friend?"
"Yeah he was really brave."
"Micah was with Swatch during their work hours."
"Wow, did he not get into trouble?"
"Nope."
"Yeah he was really brave."
"Micah was with Swatch during their work hours."
"Wow, did he not get into trouble?"
"Nope."
by shy_ladybug November 19, 2021
by HUGE SCHLONG124 November 23, 2021
A literal rock goblin who is known for pooting and peeding all over their own bed well into their 20's. He hasn't taken his meds in at least a month and the family is worried for him. Also known to have axe murdered 15 Dutch co-eds from 2005 to 2009.
Person #1: Hey, isn't that the embarrassing goblin like creature who won't stop soiling his own bed?
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.
Person #2: Oh you mean a Micah? Yeah he also is wanted in connection to the Dutch Lumberjack slayings.
by RockGoblin November 26, 2021
A big poopy pants man who poops and shids and cries alot. Could probably suck a boulder through a garden hose. Cuz he gives that sloppy sucky wucky knobby slobby 3000 with Karate Chopping action. Chases the mail man and exclusively eats the 99 cent Slim Jim stick
Guy 1: why does that man with 30 loose slim jims have such saggy pants?
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower
Guy 2: classic Micah. He blows like a leaf blower
by RockGoblin November 30, 2021