Micah Parsons

The best linebacker ever with the fattest dick known to man kind

Friend: Oh my god is that Micah Parsons?

Me: Yes that is our dick slaying king

by user683299320 November 5, 2023

micah

micah is the name of the best friend to anyone
and the name of a super cool dude.

hey micah
how you doing micah

by anonymous June 23, 2021

micah bald dude

he is bald is a so called blood has lots of hair came. He is very ugly and gets lots of nudes. he’s very athletic he plays soccer and is good at it

That’s a Micah bald dude

by ayoharoldcuz November 25, 2018

Micah

Hottest and fastest man alive and the boyfriend of the one and only Greg McKee

Greg is in love with Micah

by FatGreg33 December 13, 2021

Micah

The most annoying, hated man on planet earth. He thinks he gets bitches but doesnt and does not realize he has no friends.

"Did you see Micah trying to talk to Chloe. What a Moron."

by your mother eats big pp December 10, 2022

Micah

A micah is a boy that loves to be loved. but more than anything he loves to be cuddled. doesn’t matter who. he just wants to cuddle. micah’s are tall and extremely attractive. and even more attractive when you get to know them. A micah try’s to act like a BAD A, but in reality is a very sensitive guy.

Oh my gosh i want to be with micah

by tatummmlenrow April 19, 2022

micah

has a large enough asshole to engulf the sun, cocky, but looks don't back it up. Needs to calm the fuck down, and grow the fuck up. Fuck em

Have u seen the sun?
No - I heard it's in micah

by uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhno January 27, 2020