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Apple Minutes

A measurement of time which, although seeming to correspond with mankind's definition of time, is relatively unknown.
While installing Mac OS X Leopard on my Mac, I was excited to find it was only going to take another 34 minutes. Little did I know that it was 34 apple minutes and hours later I was still waiting.
by Wilsomatic March 31, 2008
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butterball minute

Kristian : I'll see you guys in a butterball minute.

Brad : That doesn't mean anything.
by Brad Senatore February 20, 2008
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illest minute

"Dawg, you went to that summer camp for the illest minute!"
by Zomar September 6, 2005
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The Manatee Minute

When two lovers are having sex and the man will just lay on top of the woman. Now their is no pelvic thrusting or humping required, just sensual eye contact. This should take about 1 minute if the two concentrate and their focus is not interrupted.
Bill: "Dude last night was so effing tiring with Meredith!"

Bob: "Why"

Bill: "Well, we were going hard for a while, and then I got tired. So we tried the Manatee minute. It worked like a charm."
by Flyhunter December 16, 2008
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just a minute

A very old, very British radio game show on the BBC.

Created by Ian Messiter, hosted by Nicholas Parsons. First aired in 1967, now has produced over 800 episodes from different venues across the UK.

Features four witty, articulate linguists (actors, comedians, famous people etc.) trying to talk on a subject without deviation, repetition or hesitation. Good laughs and a healthy amount of banter are almost always present. (often at the expense of the show's host)

Notable Players include: Sir Clement Freud, Peter Jones, Derek Nimmo, Kenneth Williams, Paul Merton
Most common sayings of just a minute:
"And as the minute waltz fades away..." - Nicholas

"The audience enjoyed your interruption so we'll give you a bonus point" - Nicholas
by treblue October 8, 2017
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plank minute

A unit of time based off of the plank, a painful core exercise which induces an extreme burning feeling in the abdomen. Just like the actual plank exercise, the plank minute seems to last forever.
Bill: Bro, chemistry felt so long today.
Mike: Yeah man, it was a whole-ass plank minute.
by Kick ass high hive January 27, 2020
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meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute
Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"
by stove2590 July 6, 2016
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