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Making the Bed 

An act that makes a room look somewhat cleaner. When you lay sheets and blankets on a bed neatly for a completely pointless reason. This is a pointless act because in a matter of hours you will either take a nap in it, or at least 8 to 12 hours later you will be going back to sleep in it. Also useless because if it is behind closed doors, who is going to see it and who is going to care?
Brian is making the bed this morning.
Making the Bed by BrianneNicole January 20, 2009

wank mining

The act of masturbating while simultaneously surfing porn in a haphazard manner, in the hope of chancing across a piece of such unparalleled hotness/depravity that it pushes you to the point of orgasm.
"Anyone know of any good tips for multiple windows installations, without the mind numbing tedium?"
"do some wank mining on the first, while installing the second"
wank mining by wooty January 13, 2008

Making Out 

When two people exchange body fluids with there mouth and caress body parts with there hands at the same time.
Kaylee : Where is Kiersten we are super busy and I can't keep up!
Craig : Last time I saw her she was in Chad's office!
Kaylee: Well that's great them two are Making Out and we are stuck here doing all the work!
Kiersten: Hey guys sorry I had to leave it was important!
Craig : Pleasure before work right!
Kiersten : Just trying to keep the boss happy!
Chad : Kaylee will you come to my office please!
Kaylee : Guess it's my turn to make the boss happy!
Kiersten : No there's just a big turd stuck in the toilet and I don't want to mess with it!
Kaylee : You Little Bitch!
Kiersten : Hey Making Out with the boss and sucking his dick does have it's advantages!
Making Out by SlopNChop March 10, 2017

making cables 

Defecating. So named for the evocative image of extruding black cords.
Darling, why are you taking so long in there? Are you making cables?
making cables by xltstr December 28, 2007

turd mining

the two coal miners where turd mining
turd mining by C.L.K. January 10, 2008

Making Babies 

Did you know in 2011 there were 42.0852359209% more people born than people who died. This was due to the act of making babies.