health meter

A brand that makes scales

I bought a health meter branded scale and it said I weighed 400 pounds.

by mymothersmysister May 27, 2018

social meter

When shriya gets tired of interacting with others or being social her social meter gets down

Like my social meter is down

by Idkwhatsit December 3, 2021

awesomeness meter

An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)

The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.

by Econometrician October 29, 2013

Skeeter Meter

A device used to measure the amount of ejaculatory fluids stored in one ones testicals

Just found out I'm ready to spluge after I checked my Skeeter Meter

by McSkeet September 15, 2011

meter made

adjective pertaining to ignorant right wing hate mongers that earn money by preying on the mentally challenged as long as the Nielsen meter allows

Glenn Beck's "meter made" philosophy changes with the ratings of Fox News.

Anita Bryant's anti-gay rhetoric was not meter made it was minute maid.

by tommychinese February 5, 2010

unit meter

meter. (British: unit metre)

"Two unit meters can be enough."

by hydorus shui October 1, 2023

Ain’t scared meter

An imaginary inverse meter that measures how scared you are on a level from 0-100. 0 being ain’t scared at all and 100 being as scared as you can possibly be.

Caleb: what was your ain’t scared meter at when you passed the cop doing 20mph over the speed limit?

Derek: My ain’t scared meter never gets over 1. My ain’t scared meter was at 0.

by WiebeWonder June 28, 2022