Mental health advocate 

A legitimately crazy b*tch on the internet; usually a jobless e-girl with expensive tastes. The self-perceived noblest calling of useless “influencers” everywhere.

Used as a self-described label in order for her to justify her internet presence as a “legitimate service” (to whom? Humanity presumably) which really consists of posting a slew of bikini selfies (not that there’s anything wrong with that.. ) regularly interrupted by tearful emotional cries for help, rants against people they feel have slighted them, and “inspirational quotes” of dubious value and provenance.

She lists “mental health advocate” on her resume, is that what her OnlyFans are paying for?

Mental health advocate by Suppose you have April 10, 2022

Mental Rizz 

Rizz that forms in one's mind but has no intention of being spoken into reality.

Oscar: Yo bro, go rizz up that baddie over there!
Siddharth: Nah bro, I only got that mental rizz.

Mental Rizz by CouncilOfMen December 19, 2022

mental intercourse 

a good solid conversation that probes deep into your inner emotions (this sounds like Freud or something, doesnt it?)

It was a memorable experience, now he likes me. (?? i dont know either)

mental intercourse by Avanti May 13, 2005

Mental Orgasm 

When your brain either has a "mangasm", makes the"man gravy", have the "happy sneeze" nectar in your head, get your mental "rocks off", grease the frontal orbs, feel like you are banging your brains out, eating a glazed donut, experiencing the enema, dreaming about the five finger knuckle chuckle, using your gaydar, performing the Kegel exercises with your oyster,

I had a "mental orgasm" as I exited the theatre row climbing over the top of several people.

She had that "deer in the headlights" look about her. I wonder if she was having another one of her "mental orgasms?"

Mental Orgasm by The real Sandy Beaches January 8, 2010

mental midget 

President George W. Bush

George W. Bush is such a mental midget

mental midget by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus November 2, 2007

mental disorder 

A subtle arrangement of the mind that allows for and encourages cognition and evaluation of new ideas or different ideas without slavish adherence to preconceived notions; lateral thinking; the ability to challenge and test new and old ideas.

Many great artists have dealt with some kind of mental disorder, and many consider such afflictionsto be a positive advantage as a thinking being or a creative person.

mental disorder by Amanita Pike March 28, 2017

mental disorder 

When somthing Fucks up with the brain thingies in your head

Hey johns gota mental disorder

mental disorder by Geomeg February 19, 2005