Meatstick

A guy who mentions his body fat percentile in the first 5 minutes of conversation.

Introduction of a Meatstick: "Hi, how are you. My name is Chris. I like car racing, going to the gym, lifting weights, my motorcycle, rock concerts and Justin Timberlake. My body fat percentage is 10%. I'm looking to meet a nice girl who likes long walks on the beach, riding bareback and cooking."

by Mary Mac May 3, 2007

Meese

Meese is the plural of moose.

OMG! i hit some meese.

by Palec22 July 18, 2009

Meats

slang for large tiers.

check out the meats on that car!

by mike December 4, 2003

meatstick

Noun, used in place of a proper name.
1. someone who is persistantly sarcastic, and an ass hole.
2. someone who despite constant ridicule, still uses the phrase "that's what she said.." every 10 to 15 minutes.

Me: "Man, did you see that explosion? That was massive.."

Babcock: "That's what she said.."

Me: "Meatstick, you are a Douche."

by the bluemeanie December 22, 2008

meatsleeves

noun: long and meaty labia seemeat curtain resembling window drapery of a bovine nature. See beef curtain(s)

(( As your first date with hottie trixxi descends the stairs to greet you.......!! You respond with..." a wolf whistle which turns into a retching gagging noise resembling a dying gopher. Trixxi! your meatsleeves are showing below the hem of your skirt. Roll up the cuffs for criminy's sake, or you might trip over them, and hurt yourself." K that's better" Remember.. Safety first :o)

by i p nightly September 11, 2005

meatsword

an un-normly large sword of meat.....as in man meat..yaa knoo?;)

i like watching the track team run by with their meatswords swaying back and forth.

by emilaayariann February 5, 2010

a meatsack

A meat sack is someone that is completely dumb,thick or retarded. Most Commonly used when someone has done something wrong or dumb.

"Man, that dando was such a meatsack today!"

by Mr Mc ChickenPLOX September 16, 2013