yugo-mayonnaise

Unfathomably irrelevant Google search term yielding results that are more than unexpected.

Dude! I just searched for "cheese helmet" and all i got was yugo-mayonnaise.

by Mosh Pit Matt July 6, 2010

italian mayonnaise

a fat Italian's vomit after eating a ham and cheese sandwich.

it can also mean an Italian is in the heat and is jacking off.

That guy is spouting off Italian mayonnaise.

by Susquehanna December 14, 2022

man mayonnaise

1) A man's personal supply of pleasure-inducing sandwich topping

2) A not-so-very-subtle euphemism for cum.

Craig: "So Bill, what's a big giant fag like you like to have for lunch?"
Bill: "Well, I usually have a big dick sandwich dripping with man mayonnaise."

by TehMonny April 14, 2007

grundle mayonnaise

when u have diarhhea and it drips down in the area that connects your balls to your ass (grundle or gooch0

i was just t an all you can eat chinese buffet, and now i think i have grundle mayonnaise

by ed1 May 13, 2005

mayonaise gargler

Some one or something that gargles mayonaise

Khadeem is a mayonaise gargler

by james mclovin March 16, 2008

mayonase

The incorrect way to spell mayonnaise. This spelling of mayonnaise is often used by utter morons.

<Dude> dude I need some mayonase <Bro> It's spelled "mayonnaise"... <Dude> idc i need some either way

by GrizzlyWordinator July 1, 2009

Mayson

Like the best streamer ever lets be honest

Cornelious: "Bro i love watching Mayson and i use his code"

by GeordieADS May 28, 2019