Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot

Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm

by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022

Malcolm In The Middle

A hamster flying at terminal velocity

Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.

by The Komng December 2, 2022

Malcolm

A Guy who charms everyone, tall Guy with an outstanding smile. Always drip on point and usually inspiration for everyone with his style. Acting very cool n cold but once you get to know him he is a person with the biggest heart ever and you will realise you will never meet someone like him. One of a kind. Always saying outa pocket things and truthfully the funniest in the room. Stenzi all the time lol. Loyal friend and Will Always be a real one<3

-Hey Hey

-Malcolm u know everyone love you

by squanchhhhh January 14, 2023

Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023

maygol

maygol is a girl who is very kind, emotional, and loves to braid her hair. But beware because Maygol has a dark side where she growls like a dog, gaslights for entertainment, and sings the wrong lyrics off key. She is very intelligent and is especially nerdy in computer science. Though she has no hoes, she loves love and guys who are a little bit ugly.

kid in a lecture: “Maygol, you are so interesting and I would love to take you to a party as my date.”
maygol: lrawwwrrrrrr” *insert growl noise

by polo2020 March 27, 2023

Malcolm

A person who fucks a ton of girls and someone who gets a ton of play respectful to adults but also fucks them

did you see Malcolm fucked another woman

by Taylor Ton August 23, 2023

Malcolm

Malcolm is the ultimate embodiment of awesomeness. If you encounter a Malcolm, consider yourself very lucky; you’ve stumbled upon a rare gem of a human being. He has an amazing personality, kindness, and overall greatness, Malcolm is the type of person who could brighten anyone’s day with just a smile. He often lifts other people's spirits, spreads positivity, and makes the world a better place one good deed at a time. You can count on Malcolm to always have your back, share the last slice of pizza, and give heartfelt compliments when you need them the most.

Girl (1): Malcolm is so cute
Girl (2): IKR he is always smiling and I love that about him

Girl (1): I wish he is my boyfriend

by Mckhall July 31, 2024