Matt Matt: A Matt Matt is something that is twice as lame as the lamest a thing could be. For example if something was just 100% lame it would be a Matt and for 200% lame it would be a Matt Matt.
You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.
You can also make Matt Matts lamer by putting a small number above the second ‘Matt’. Maths is then used to calculate the exact amount of lame a particular Matt Matt can be. If a Matt Matt is infinity lame then this is referred to as a Matt Matt Holmes. So far only one Holmes version of a Matt Matt has been discovered by scientists and they believe that his lamesness is so rare that another Matt Matt at the Holmes level of lame is not likely to be descovered in this galaxy. He also touches kids.
Hey Chad I bunked off from science class that shit is so Matt Matt.
I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.
I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.
I’ve recently been diagnosed with aids and it’s aids. It’s so aids it’s Matt Matt to the power of 6.
I’ve been blown up and I’m just a torso.
That’s some Matt Matt Holmes level of luck dude.
by Machine Gun Cock October 12, 2018
A term for a man with a sweaty smelly asshole.... also spaztic, loves gay porn and watching waterbirth videos on youtube.
by Wwjd400 April 29, 2016
The kind of priviledged, white snob who wears airpods every fucking day, like, literally, all day, every day. FUCK! He's such a bitch.
by geay March 04, 2019
Another word for the milatary term for boot
1. Used to describe someone who is right out of boot camp and or their MOS school; 2. one who is unexperienced; 3. usually the target of hazing; 4. One who is still stuck in boot camp mode.
"We just got a fresh shipment of boots in our victor unit yesterday. Let's give them a warm infantry welcome!"
1. Used to describe someone who is right out of boot camp and or their MOS school; 2. one who is unexperienced; 3. usually the target of hazing; 4. One who is still stuck in boot camp mode.
"We just got a fresh shipment of boots in our victor unit yesterday. Let's give them a warm infantry welcome!"
by chinese poo April 07, 2009
by Toast6969 September 08, 2017