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maths

Pure evil to learn
Very hard
Loads of people are bad at maths
Girl: ahhhh this is to hard
Boy: Tell me about it

So called intelligent person: haahha you don't know maths
by Do I care January 31, 2008
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Matson

Means a crotchty old guy, usualy joins the military and then bombs the crap outta everything in a B-52. Also, tells funny stories
Man, this guy is such a Matson!
by Iscol Eddoc Enairon April 25, 2009
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Sparx maths

Think of maths and times that by 10, no pun intended, this is by far the worst torture any child could face. The person who created this was rather the devil himself or just a huge maths geek. They took the child out of childhood. They even put an “x” at the end to try and be funny, haha! This website though, is the biggest waste of my life, you have to write everything down even if you know the answer. Most of the math nerds in my class think it’s great but the small minority of people with common sense (like myself) realise what garbage this website is. if your school just signed up for sparx maths, rest in peace, my friend
“Wanna go to the park

“Sos bro gotta do my Sparx maths”

“Haha, good luck

“It was nice knowing you
by I complain a lot March 29, 2022
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Maths

Most pointless load of shite someone ever took the time over to make up.

No good to you after you leave the exam room, generally find that maths teachers usually become obsessive after 5-10 years - who wouldn't?

one fact about life is that 2+2=anything but 4 since that would require the fouritems to b exactly the same, a more useful idea is that 2+2=5, a famous radiohead song.
two plus two always makes five
by Duke of Earl January 31, 2005
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maths pathway

A gay math program that teaches students how to play Cool Math Games on their laptop
Student 1: Oh no we have math now
Student 2: Nah its fine we have maths pathway
Student 1: So we can play Papa's Pizzeria the whole time?
Student 2: Yup
by 12 year old fan club August 26, 2019
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Matson

Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of things
Wow this guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people
by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020
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matis

An amazing person that is attractive, very kind , nice and funny.
If you have the opportunity to date a Matis do it.
OMG I would like to be like Matis he is so perfect!
by Jacko lantern November 24, 2020
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