matias martina

somone who does not like to eat women. He is sexy which compensates for the size of his penis.

Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!

by Matias Martina May 14, 2015

mazika

A real baddie that puts it down and a real bad bitch. A smart girl and a freak in the sheets. And to top it off a mamacita.

"Dang she's a dime bruhh" "nah she's a mazika bruhh"

by Berg September 24, 2016

Matibag

In old African terms a "Matibag" is a failure a rejection from God, a mistake, something that is worth nothing.

"Man, that boy Charles is such a Matibag."

by Real National Geographic September 6, 2016

marikann

Marikann is a thick unusual Girl Who's beauty radiates threw out the world she is the prettiest girl in the universe who Is from the Hawaiian decent she loves her friends and she doesn't stick around for that long cause she's always on the go but you will always catch her by the ocean!! She is ADHD which makes her the life of the party Which leads her to do daring things!

Jayden: Dude I found me a Marikann!!

Cameron: She's a keeper their rare!

by Greedy ;) December 4, 2016

Matias

That dude with a 5 meter long dick, who makes every girl wet af. Talented at everything he tries.

Girl 1: Omg, who's that?
Girl 2: Wow, that's Matias.. remember the name

by CancerMixedWithEbola December 13, 2016

matias fernandez

the sexiest guy who everyone thinks he doesn't get pussy but secretly he gets more than everyone

Bill: hey, did you see matias fernandez?
Amanda: Yeah, he gets major pussy
Bill: No he doesn't

Amanda: Yeah, he has gotten with every girl in the school!

by Killer Kombo with a k May 14, 2017

Magikarping

A guy who try's hard to get with ladies "flailing" his dick around like magikarp in the Pokémon games and ultimately ends up failing and having to "splash" himself.

Gary got no ladies at the bar looks like he's magikarping tonight

by Mysticdragon420 May 27, 2017