Mathieu

Matthieu is a cute loving guy. He can be an asshole, and can be really selfish, but knows his limits. He is a good and sweet boyfriend, he makes everyone laugh, and is really funny. Girls like this kind of guy, because he is very manly. One other thing about Matthieu's are that they are very good in bed.

Mathieu is the best at everything!

by King243 November 4, 2018

mathematica

A sweet program that does calculus and other math for you. Can be a little tricky to learn to use at first, but saves you a lot of time working out integrals and stuff.

Mathematica spoken here (by sweet people).

by miss B-izzy August 15, 2006

Matheus

The creator of the disease known as "Fanboy-ism", a disease where a soccer fan follows the player/team that is currently (at that time) the best.

I'm so glad that I was able to know what my disease was, thanks to the genius of Matheus.

by Daryun Machete May 1, 2010

Matherbation

When doing math homework you realize how pointless it is and start masturbating.

Cody stopped his algebra 2 homework and decided that matherbation was the much better activity.

by Mr.Redbeard April 18, 2010

hailie jade MATHERS

a part of the finest man to ever walk this earth. I'm a big fan of hai-hai and her daddy. I'd hang with Bonnie & Clyde anytime. Hey EM I'll be hailie's new mommy!!!! I Love You!!!!!

p.s. don't dog kim too bad after all she did make one of the most beautiful kids in the world with the sexiest man ever. DON'T HATE LOL

by BRANDY November 30, 2003

kim mathers

em's ex-wife

kim isn't the best mom if she really loved hailie and em she wouldn;t have been gettin' herself in trouble. i don't think that em and her should get back togetha@!!

by eminems girlr!@ August 19, 2003

Matheus

Matheus is an absolute fucking unit in the bed. He is a Brazilian man with a huge penis. Matheus will most likely steal your girl and absolutely rip her apart in bed. If you see a Matheus RUN AWAY!!! because he will destroy you in bed and the fuck your dead grandma.

Guy 1: Watch out I heard that guy is a Matheus.
Guy 2: Yeah he stole fucked my girl and now she’s handicapped.

by True DEFINITI0N December 1, 2021