Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.

A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.

by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020

masturbit

When you cant spell masturbate

What is the correct way to masturbit

by Skeetonyou June 22, 2018

Golden Masterbathing

The act of urinating while jerking off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.

"Did you masterbathe this morning?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew." I love golden masterbathing.

by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012

Brain-Masterbation

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.

Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.

by HOJIT November 7, 2003

Masteritis

Master bating while looking at a hot person

"Dude! I got a case of Masteritis when Alexa walked past me, she's so hot!"

by jacubzbro06 February 27, 2015

MasterBaiter

The word Masterbaiter is a joke on the internet for jerking off

Jerry is a Masterbaiter

by UnoriginalName123 December 4, 2016

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016