Masterbagel

The act of placing one's penis into the hole of a bagel and using it to masturbate.

I caught my roommate masterbageling yesterday in his bed. I couldn't tell if the cream cheese on the bagel was store-bought or all natural.

by Master1776 December 11, 2019

Masquerdate

When someone intentionally pretends to be someone they’re not at the beginning of a relationship.
They lovebomb you and are very attentive. Once they feel they have you hooked, they totally change and you see their true personality.

Thought I met “Prince Charming,” but quickly found out I was masquerdated again!

by Detroitchick June 13, 2020

masterbanter

The act of having clever, playful, or witty remarks with yourself.

Brian and Carol often enjoyed playful banter with eachother or with friends, but even when alone they enjoyed practicing their skills to become MASTERBANTERS

by Buggy babe July 8, 2021

masterbatorinator

Craig Harding

look at Craig Harding, such a masterbatorinator

by craig4120p April 8, 2022

Masterbating roulette

When a group of men sit around in a circle, they all throw a dice, the amount rolled onto the dice is the amount of jerking off you have to do. The last one to cum wins

"Hey guys, do you wanna play masterbating roulette"

"Yeah, someone should get a dice

by thegayestnays.com November 7, 2022

masterbaiter

when you are too good at fishing you're a masterbaiter.
Or when you are too good at making a bait for fishes.

Dad: Hey son.
Son: Yes?
Dad: When did you become a masterbaiter.
Son: Fishing lessons that I watched a couple days ago.
Dad: Understandable.

by DumbassInGeorgia November 22, 2022

masterbaiter

when you're so good at fishing that people call you the masterbaiter.

bro your the masterbaiter

by creamsupremer February 27, 2023