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masterbanters

Individuals who are well versed in and excel in engaging in banter that is found to be witty, urbane, sarcastic, clever, amusing, sophisticated and or dirty.
Me: I can’t believe we’ve just had a two hour conversation on the merits of that banana in your apron.

Jack: Yeah, were a couple of masterbanters.
by Louise7980 February 5, 2018
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masterbaiter

On a fishing boat, one of the three common grades of baiters (those who handle their little fish in hope of attracting a bigger fish).
When I first started this job, I was just an Apprentice, but after long years of conscientious study and hard work, I made it to Journeyman. Now I'm studying hard and trying to work my way up to MasterBaiter!
by DaDebil August 5, 2008
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Masterbaterium

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.
I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.
by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007
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Masterbaster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster
by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019
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masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator
It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.
by Joe February 27, 2005
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chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!
steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..
by heyboo January 15, 2009
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compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
by thee definer;) March 15, 2014
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