Mased

To completely fuck up something despite having taken every safety precaution except for not killing your damn self for being such an idiot.

OMFG, you just mased your $100k car in that accident!

by opsman February 20, 2003

masked bandit

The time honoured tradition, where one waits till a time when his ballsack is not tight, but hanging loose like 2 chestnuts in a wet ziplock. Then proceeds to place his balls on his partners face (preferably when she is lying down). You must position your ass above her head for optimum performance. Also must make sure your balls fall directly into the eye sockets, giving her the apperance of a raccoon, or if you will...a masked bandit.

A masked bandit can also be dubbed a as a Zorro costume on halloween.

by Cobbs666 December 3, 2006

masher

A person (usually a man) who gains sexual gratification by inappropriately rubbing against strangers in crowed public places.

It was crowded, but it wasn't that crowded. The guy didn't need to rub his package against my ass as he "squeezed by" - what a masher!

by Rachel Harvieux May 17, 2006

moshed

from the term "mashed", meaning very drunk...the "a" is held long giving it an "o" sound

I just drank a 26er of Weisers, I am Moshed
You must be moshed, you cant even walk
...but like...how moshed are you though ?

by Tyler Silva November 8, 2008

mached out

Tired;spent. Worn out.

He spent many hours at the computer discovering various things but eventually like many web sufers simply mached out.

by Terrible Todd July 31, 2005

Masheli

A cherokee name, meaning 'fair skies'.

Masheli walked down the street.

by Blooappall February 6, 2010

mashee queshie

Question often asked by vagrants and the (often) intoxicated, homeless .... literal translation: "may I ask you a question?"

"mashee queshie" is a sentence. Often followed by "I'm good people."

by nunode November 21, 2016