Married

Well, if it was as easy as throwing myself at a fat cock I'd be married too.

Hym "We can't all just throw ourselves at a every fat cock we meet and never work out a day in our lives. Go watch Bill Burr's 'women have no game' clip from his podcast and then say that shit again. I'd be married too if all I had to do was sit around and wait for the opposite sex to interact with me."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2023

marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.

We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.

by A$AP__S April 23, 2014

Chuck Fuck Marry

Another name for Fuck Chuck Marry.

Dude, let's play chuck fuck marry.

So who would you out of Fatty Goggles, Esther and That Clown footed girl?

Oh dude, that's just wrong!

by thatguy248 December 10, 2011

Dominican married

When you've been dating for 7 years or more, moved in with one another and created an entire family. While there is no legal paperwork you are referred to by family as husband or wife. Congratulations!

"Maria and Fulano are the cutest married couple ever!"
" They must have had a beautiful ceremony."
"Oh well, they aren't married MAR-RIED but they're Dominican married, they've been together since quarter waters."

by Kaybeejohari January 6, 2017

Married

Zina And Dwayne ;)

Lotte: How is it with you and Dwayne.
Zina: oh we married now

by Opdebeeck November 29, 2021

marri-ann

She is very amazing always smiling and laughing and always great to be around but u Alf to be very very smart not to get her mad she’s very scary lol but she’s super awesome

Have u heard about marri-Ann, she is a amazing person I’ll introduce u to here.

by Housemen17 November 27, 2017

Marris

a relationship between two young lovers in high school

Omg mary and harris’s relationship is such a marris!!!

by Crazigals November 6, 2017