manbearhaunt

a woman whom the term haunt describes not her truly beastly existence. Normal genetic make up is half man half bear haunt. Unlike haunts, a man bear haunt is easily spotted and identified, even when absolutely off your tits.

did you see that haunt Kieran scored last night?? Man she was truly horrific, i would have shot out my knee caps before going near her. Classic half man half bearhaunt specimen. hes mad for manbearhaunts

by unhaunted October 5, 2010

manbaby

Men, usually aged 12-22, who (a) are chubby/sweaty or (b) were assembled poorly in the womb and who, instead of making up for their lack of striking physical attractiveness by being funny, fun, interesting or down-to-earth will instead use any and all opportunities to put themselves down (especially in the presence of the opposite sex), stand in corners at parties, avoid conversations with friends at parties or take other measures in an attempt to get noticed. Manbabies are completely and utterly unable to grasp the idea that the pity points they earn from the occassional girl is not a sexual advance of any kind and will do nothing to improve their chances with a female. The behavior of manbabies at parties is as an enormous disservice to their friends, who must put up with the fact that they have a whiney, emotional, irrationally depressed and hopelessly romantic manbaby to worry about while they themselves are trying to meet girls. Tend to listen to a lot of angsty music (ie: Linkin Park, Slipknot) and are frequently heard describing how terrible they are with women.

"Oh crap, Johnny's standing in the corner being a manbaby again."
"Dammit! He always does this whenever we go out."

by Scott April 2, 2005

manbasket

The skin sack that holds testicles and sometimes gets itchy and sweaty.

My friend was showing off riding his quad, he landed on the gas cap fill tube and ripped his manbasket open.

by Danny Manbasket July 12, 2006

manball

Any questionable or non-ambitious man on ball contact

"Manball huh? That's gay." If this quote is warranted, the manball slur is just.

by chokeonit September 23, 2007

manbabies

offspring sexually produced without any female intervention.

Having five manbabies makes you teh funney.

five golden manbabies!
I want to have your manbabies!

by Sancho March 16, 2003

Manbody

A term for rugby players with well-muscled bodies for the ladies to enjoy and to inflict pain on their opponents. Manbody is nothing less than a way of life.

That Alabama rugby player is rocking a hardcore manbody.

by bamarugby14 April 25, 2011

Manboon

A man with a red glowing ass

John fell while snowbording and his ass looked like a manboon.

by Swewolf90 December 30, 2011