Maidenless

The status of having 0 bitches
like you

Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

iron maiden

The greatest band of all time. Fantastic muscisians and songwriters. In the 6 months I have been listening to them I have bouth all of their cd's except for The X Facter and Virtual XI.

Some of their best songs are: Hallowed be they Name, Run to the Hills, The Trooper, Bring your Daughter to the slaughter, Fear of the Dark, and many more.

by Pudgypenquin March 21, 2005

Fair maiden

Unmarried girl who is very pleasing to the eye. Nowadays mostly used in a humorous context.

Ay! Let's go bone some fair maidens!

by sirhCity February 16, 2015

iron maiden

Best band ever. Enough said.

Best song is Trooper, everyone should listen to this song.

by Jamie January 8, 2004

Iron Maiden

What's with the impersinators? Maiden rule, Die with your boots on is the best. No need 2 keep on dissing me Gumba Gumba coz half the time it ain't even me doing the definitions.

"No point in asking what's the game, no point in asking who's to blame, If you're gonna die, die with boots on!" Iron Maiden rule.

by Madi ^ not the freak using my name April 18, 2004

Iron Maiden

The most awsome heavy metal band on this planet... what more can i say ..some of their greatest songs include:The number of the best , The trooper ,can i play with madness , fear of the dark , hallowed be thy name and, lord of the flies , anyone who doesn't like iron maiden is an idiot and probably a chav

Iron maiden rock , they are great if any one ever gets to go to a maiden gig you aare sooo lucky

by headbanger11 October 4, 2005

Maidenless behaviour

A phrase popularized with the game Elden Ring, used to call out incels.

Virgin hentai addict: NTR is amazing and you guys just have trash vanilla taste!
Chad porn consumer: Maidenless behaviour

by Walnoot March 26, 2022