You madden? bro

A sarcastic question asked to someone, while playing the video game madden, who is obviously mad.

Guy #1: Stop doing onside kicks and long passes you pussy.
Guy #2: You madden? bro

by A147 September 6, 2011

Madden

Always looks good. Even if you don't like him you'll love him eventually. He's funny but stupid a lot. He's probably gonna steal ya girl so you should watch out. He's overall a great guy.

"That's a cute funny guy, must be a madden!

by Papi Columbus November 19, 2017

maddener

A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.

"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"

"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."

"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."

"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."

by D H December 6, 2007

Maddoxygenated

To treat, combine, or absorb some Maddox wisdom into your brain box.

NOTE: Maddox is a popular online satirist who wrote the book "The Alphabet of Manliness" and who is the writer and brains behind the popular online satirical website maddox dot xmission dot com

Wow, have you read the latest Maddox rant? I've been totally maddoxygenated.

by Abzloot June 25, 2009

Maddenbate

1. When you choose to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, despite having bros to play with. Chronic Maddenbators often feel slightly ashamed, confused and even gay - These side effects are normal.

2. To self pleasure oneself by performing certain rituals associated with Madden 2017. Often willing to Maddenbate whenever and wherever, at any given time or moment; forsaking all others over their own personal desires.

3. The act of collecting coins.

Nicaragua: Hey dude, you wanna get a game of Madden going?
Matthias: No dude, I gotta get these coins and plus, I just took a melatonin and I have to Maddenbate.
Nicaragua: Are you gay dude?

by Jorge Sandoval March 7, 2017

Madonna Ladra

This is a creative way to insult Virgin Mary. Italians use it when they are angry or they put it in random sentence

"Madonna ladra vigliacca troia" (very strong) or a normal "Madonna ladra mignotta"

by Il mentore delle bestemmie December 18, 2018

madden

a nice cute guy who plays minecraft and makes people laugh no matter what

Oh your such a madden

by like ya cut g October 27, 2020