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Smarta morgana

The phenomenon of assuming to have spotted an empty parking spot and realizing - when approaching further - that the parking spot is already occupied by a Smart car that could not be seen from a further distance.
"There's a free parking spot over there between the SUVs!"

(approaching)

"Damn, it's already occupied by a Smart. The SUVs are blocking the view"

"That's a clear-cut case of a Smarta morgana"
by hoschi October 23, 2009
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The Morgan Freeman Effect

The effect where, when reading a passage of text, the internal monologue is in Morgan Freeman's voice rather than your own.
"When I read the Ten Commandments, I totally get the Morgan Freeman Effect."
by anaphase January 9, 2015
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a wet john morgan

the act of shoving your nose in a vagina
by Poonson May 16, 2016
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Morgan

The most beautiful young girl you will ever lay your eyes on. Morgan has a beauty that nobody else even comes close to. She has beautiful eyes that make you melt. She is the kindest person you will ever meet and you will often find yourself always smiling when your around her. She is always trying to lighten the day up and she knows how to make someone smile. Morgan is a beautiful person, inside and out.
Woah look at morgan, she is so beautiful
by Pacificmiddleschool(: July 16, 2009
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Morgan

Crazy. That's it.
You love her no matter how much you hate her.
She will drive you crazy ;p
A charming young soul.
Wow last night i went on a date with a total morgan. It was awesome
by PhillBillyBob October 9, 2008
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morgan shit

the violent, explosive diarrhea experienced the next morning after a night of drinking captain morgan
oftentimes "morgan shits" will also be accompanied by significant weight loss
Oh god, that "morgan shit" was so bad I ran out of tp in the bathroom and had to start using Kleenex!
by rainingjupiter June 25, 2010
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morass

mo·rass (mè-räs', mô-)n. 1. An area of low-lying, soggy ground. 2. Something that hinders, engulfs, or overwhelms. -
I got morass than you this weekend
by jw July 18, 2004
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