mjb

Afrikaans abbreviation for "mis jou baie" meaning "miss you a lot".

Ek mjb nadat ek jou so lanklaas gesien het.

by WeetNie July 28, 2011

MJM

abbreviation: the meme jesus mafia.

This is a powerful organisation run by memelords and has many thots on it. A word of warning; the mafia does not tolerate Fortnite players.

Don't fuck with Angie, she's part of the MJM.

by Mr sausage January 24, 2019

Mjks

Mjks is a universal word used to describe anyone acting really mjks

Damn bro that's really mjks.

by Bob Johnson 121 October 26, 2020

Mjfatz

One who immensely enjoys collard greens, chitlins, fried chicken, watermelon, and tootsie rolls. Known to frequent his kitchen often, mainly to admire the "God bless this kitchen sign" his mother made him.

Jason: So he's an Mj?
Cliff: The biggest
Jason: At least he doesn't have to work for a living
Cliff: Welfare > Working
Jason: True, true.

by <3 February 21, 2003

MJF

My jerkoff friend

Ah I don’t wanna go to that bar tonight mjf gonna be there you know I can only handle one day a week of him.

by Flaccid pancakes April 7, 2021

mjf

Maxwell Jacob Friedman: a man who will make your pussy throb

Damn did you see MJF on AEW last week? Damn she’s sexy as fuck

by Mpsjsksnsmd c January 23, 2020

T.M.J.

Often misinterpreted as the acronym for temporomandibular joint disorder, which often results in pain and soreness of the jaw, T.M.J. actually stands for "too many jobs." The jaw is actually sore because the person with T.M.J. has given far too many blow jobs.

"Kortney keeps complaining about her sore jaw, blaming it on her T.M.J., and i couldnt agree more; She gives Too Many Jobs."

by Neilbur October 25, 2009