This is where you get either male or female jizz on both your thumbs or two fingers and as quickly as you can draw a moustache starting from the middle of the upper lip and going outwards ...
KEY POINT : as you do this you MUST shout MARIO (In his accent is funnier) !
Sarah : 'Does that guy know he has a white moustache?'
A Mário is an incredible human being, with the best picha on the entire planet! He can also be called a pichudo.
His picha is not the only huge thing he has, he has also a huge heart. A Mário will text his friends in the middle of the afternoon to ask if they stayed hydrated during the day.
Random: "I saw a man with a huge picha yesterday! He asked me if I was hydrated."
Random2: "Yeah, he's for sure a Mário! The best creature in the entire universe!"
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (stylized as MARIOKART 8 DELUXE and abbreviated to MK8DX) is a Mario Kart racing game exclusive to the Nintendo Switch. It is the enhanced port (or reboot) version of Mario Kart 8 and was released worldwide on April 28, 2017. It was released in South Korea on December 15, due to the Nintendo Switch being released on December 1 there.
Brayden: Can you play Mario Kart 8 Deluxe with me please?
Baby Peach: Alright.
Baby Daisy: I love playing with you.
Baby Rosalina: Of course you can any time.
Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"