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Death Magnetic

The long awaited new Metallica album that everyone has been anticipating. It will show the world that true metal is not dead. Death Magnetic is gonna fuckin' rule.
Dude: Metallica sucks! Their new album Death Magnetic is gay! It's not even metal!

Much cooler dude: Hey Megadeth punk. Shut the fuck up. Death Magnetic is gonna fuckin' own. Dave Mustaine can suck Kirk Hammett's cock.

Dude: :(

Much cooler dude: 8====D
by TheMagicNumber23 October 23, 2008
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asshole magnet

people, mostly girls, who are good but tend attract a lot of assholes for being cute or pretty and kind.
Olivia is a sweet and gorgeous girl. Too bad assholes seem to revolve around her for her kindness hence being an asshole magnet.
by meloniskell July 17, 2009
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camel toe magnetism

the powerful force pulling a guys eyes toward a camel toe.
i couldn't even see what color that hotties hair was because she had such powerful camel toe magnetism.
by chuckybubbles March 27, 2010
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Magnetic Flux Quantum Day

February 6th.
Chemistry geeks have Mole Day.
Math dorks have Pi Day.
What do Physics nerds have?
Magnetic Flux Quantum Day!
Even if you think Electricity and Magnetism is scary, Magnetic Flux Quantum Day (affectionately called MFQ Day) is a day to celebrate all Physics! From Black Holes to Mechanics, this is the day to put on your Physics shirts, grab your formula sheets, and just do some good ole fashion phun recreational Physics!
Have f=uN!
^_^
MFQ = 2.067833667(52)×10^(−15) Wb

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Magnetic Flux Quantum Day is a day for Physics Nerds.
by Physics Nerd January 30, 2009
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Minority Magnet

Someone (usually a female) who attracts a lot of sexual attention from minority groups.
In the past ten minutes, Minority Magnet Mary was hit on by 4 black men, 2 asian men, and 6 hispanic men.
by MinorityMagnetMary July 13, 2009
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clunge magnet

Similar to babe magnet but involving clunge (fanny).
S - "Look at Andy, he's a real clunge magnet."
by samboi11 February 5, 2012
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Simp Magnet

A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.
Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."
by bruhmoment6969 March 20, 2020
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