lung aids

Slang for emphasema or lung cancer.

Often said by pussies who are afraid to smoke, like me.

Go ahead smoke! Enjoy your lung AIDS!

by alskjfdlakjdsf June 26, 2007

Tight lung

When you take a rancid hit out of a water pipe and experience instant wheezing.

Somebody passed me the bong with a dirty mid-grade buffalo fart in it and I instantly got tight lung.

by Money Bum January 2, 2010

lung javelin

a tobacco cigarette

fancy a quick lung javelin?

shall we go for a lung javelin

by the shareholders December 28, 2020

Glitter lung

When you sweep up too much glitter during the holiday season. Coined by Micarah Tewers in her holiday Barbie video.

Person 1: gosh im working so much I’m getting glitter lung from sweeping so much Christmas decorations

by Ramzzz_chica August 7, 2023

Hammer Lung

This is a known respiratory condition from being out in the Johnson Valley OHV area also known as the Hammer Trails. This location is also the area that is home of the annual King Of The Hammers off road race. Hammer Lung occurs when huffing too much radioactive dust from that area that was formerly a bomb test site for the United States Military.

Sup my dudes… Just spent a week out at KOH watching the Nor Cal crew (Webb, Scherer, Gomez, etc…) and got a nasty case of Hammer Lung. I got it last year too and took me 2 weeks to partially recover and a full month to feel 99% normal again. If the wind is whipping up that Hammers dust strap on your KN95’s to help prevent Hammer King my dawgs!

by Meghann D February 13, 2023

Iron Lung

A man with the capability to smoke joint after joint

"Dude, I've got a bruised lung after smoking with Jorden "Iron Lung" Collins"

by Akuji September 16, 2015

lung infection

When one gets an infection in thy lung

My lung infection turned onto a lungs infection when it spread to my other lung.

by Davesjuly January 31, 2014