Linsanity

The 2012 craze brought on by former Harvard grad and NBA D-Leaguer, Jeremy Lin. After going undrafted out of college Lin spent time in the NBA D-league. Eventually the 2012 NY Knicks picked up the rising athlete to fill the spot of habitually injured Baron Davis. When given the opportunity to play due to injured superstars Carmello Anthony and Amare Stoudemire the young star excelled to the point of becoming a national icon.

Did you just see Jeremy Lin score 38 against Kobe and the Lakers? That was Linsanity!

by dez88 March 25, 2012

LINDSAY LOHAN

talented actress, not so great singer, has large breasts...wait sorry, HAD large breasts, was very pretty, but became a creepy scarecrow. oh yeah, became a blonde, too. red was her color.

Lindsay Lohan: IM NOT ANOREXIC!! ITS JSUT PUBLICITY!!GOSH!!!
Person: well, seeing your spine is pretty cool..

by flERGAM December 28, 2005

Laugh Lines

Evidence you have filled your life with ab-hurting, tear-watering, laugh-filled times. Many people in the City of Angels, would rather hide evidence of a hilarious life or they sadly have nothing to laugh about.

I knew she was an orange county housewife due to her taut face with no hint of laugh lines.

by ConnieandCarla September 24, 2008

Lindsey Lohan Cocktail

Commonly ordered in Bars Nightclubs and lounges.
Made exactly like the drink called the Red Headed Slut but has a splash of Coke.

Can I order one Pabst a Red Headed Slut and a Lindsey Lohan cocktail.

by hunt buckner April 23, 2009

fuck lines

The sexy lines men have on each side of their stomach that lead down south.

You can see his fuck lines when he takes his shirt off.

by suzanna moe October 18, 2006

bad pickup lines

Speech device primarily employed by two factions of mankind: the truly pathetic and amateur comedians. Origins have been disputed, but it is widely thought that pickup lines, once upon a magical time, could win pussy if chanted with remarkable charisma and authenticity. Thanks to the combination of inevitability and human stupidity, pickup lines degraded into verses that invoke either uproarious laughter or further inalienation, but not the throes of sex.

Got a library card? Because I'm checking you out.

I scraped my knees falling for you.

You're like a box of Lucky Charms: you're magically delicious.

Got a gym card? Because you've been giving my mind a workout.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

You sound tired. Wanna sleep with me?

Hey there. (use Clint Eastwood impression)

by friend of bob June 15, 2004

Air Lingus

The fake oral sex that female porn stars give to each other. So called because the tongue never gets within three inches of the clitoris.

There ain't nuthin' but Air Lingus in Horny Housewives 7.

by That Fat Bloke February 17, 2005