Linear Progress Creep

A situation where gradual progress in a fetid or unwanted romantic process, initially following a consistent and foreseeable path. Making gradual and often unnoticed movement leading towards sometimes unwanted bedroom attention, including but not limited to, special trouser kisses.

My husbands hand performed a linear progress creep last night when he came home drunk at 2am and I was trying to sleep in bed.

by Acellertnac November 22, 2023

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linnia

Linnia is the type of person to be straight up. not afraid to give attitude, but also there for advice. She’s an honest even if it’s brutal. However, she really is one of the coolest and smartest people. Always in the books trying to get her grades up.

“My grades suck”
“Don’t be such a linnia”

by HillaryTrump March 5, 2024

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Linea

What is linea,well she is someone very sweet and caring and sometimes I think I take her for granted.She is very special and the feeling of just being around her is one of the best feelings honestly and for some reason I cant get mad at her.

Your one of a kind linea

by Teddyboy March 11, 2024

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Linea

What is linea,well she is someone very sweet and caring and sometimes I think I take her for granted.She is very special and the feeling of just being around her is one of the best feelings honestly and for some reason I cant get mad at her.

Your one of a kind linea

by Teddyboy March 11, 2024

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Linear Jerk

The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.

A derivative of a circle jerk.

Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.

“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”

“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”

by apollomatic April 5, 2024

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