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blue leopard

When you come across a frozen body with a blue tint to it, and ejaculate upon it, giving the body the appearance of a spotted leopard.
"I found that girl outside in the cold, I gave her a blue leopard, and now she got dem spot."

"Me and the guys went blue leoparding last night, and we became the kings of the jungle."
by BootyMaster69 December 10, 2013
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retard in a leotard

When a group of people get a mentally retarded person drunk and dress he/she up in a leotard for the amusement of those watching.
-"Man peto, this party sucks!"
-"Yeah peto, let's get a muthafuckin retard up in a leotard and have some fun."
-"Louis, I cant believe you humped a pie box in a loetard, you are the funniest retard ever to don the leotard."
by andyfellovernet June 1, 2003
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Leonard

Someone who looks like a thumb and doesn't wipe really at all. He will micromanage you and never let you think for you self, but he will pay the bills (illegally)
That man is dirty, hmm, must be a Leonard
by Peaceloveharmony August 8, 2019
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Jesse Leonard Discount

Jesse Leonard Discount is a kid who will steal you anything for a small fee. He his also usually a wigger or white indian
Riley: Oh man check out this wallet that jesse leonard stole me!

Keenan: oh noce bro! im gonna have to get myself a jesse leonard discount
by james cochrane January 13, 2008
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Leonardo

Leonardo is an alpha male and has a enormous cock, this guy is super sexy and gets all the bitches
Guy 1: Oh shit here comes Leonardo
Guy 2: Fuck he boutta steal my hoe!
by Leon3180 November 22, 2021
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Sea Leopard

A long, 6'6", 120 lbs piece of shit found in Eastern Mass swimming pools. Also refereed to as "SEAFUCKER," "SEAFUCK," and "A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN!" Defining features of the Sea Leopard include, but are not limited to the following: Whip marks on lumbar spine, resistance of heavy weights and weight like materials, and horizontal parking jobs.
Guy 1: "Hey, has anyone seen the Sea Leopard today?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, its December, he's probably in a swimming pool or the ocean somewhere."
Guy 1: "WHY THE FUCK IS A JUNGLE CAT IN THE OCEAN! HAWKFUCK!"
by HAWKSHIT May 3, 2011
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Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio, (Aka Cat-Man) is a famous actor accredited for his many performances in large, block-buster, movies like Titanic and Inception. Although Leonardo is one of the most famous actors in the movie industry today, his appearance is often confused with that of a cat. The similarities are unmistakable. Not so much a snow leopard or a lion, but rather a Siamese cat. When holding an image of the two beside one another, the differences are virtually impossible to see.
Friend 1: Hey man, check out my new cat, his name is Bob.

Friend 2: Ummmm are you sure that's a cat? That looks like Leonardo DiCaprio!

Friend 1: Holy Shit dude, i think your right!

Friend 2: Ask your cat if i can have his autograph!
by Grandma Nanners March 15, 2011
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