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Only the Boston Celtics have more NBA championships. Some of the greatest players of all time have played for the Lakers organization. Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Shaquile O' Neal, George Mikan, and the list goes on.

The Lakers manage to make a run for the title in almost every decade. Sure, there are years when the team sucks, but they always come back eventually. We had a nice string of titles a few years ago and now we're mediocre again. The Shaq trade was a bad idea but the Lakers will be back sooner or later.
The Lakers have the greatest franchise in NBA history.
by Laker fan July 15, 2008
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Laker_Girl

A moron with low self-esteem.

Makes wild, insane accusations and statements, then fails to accept defeat when proven false.
by Big Dick McGee April 29, 2004
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Layder

A term used by the speech impediment (which is the mass of people that use this term).
A term derived from the word "later" as in "See ya later"
Victor- Hey dude I'm gonna head out.
Travis- Ok layder man.
Victor- What the fuck? Did you just say layder?
Travis- LOL my bad, I'm a fucking speech impediment moron.
by e-victor February 25, 2008
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Layer 8 Chicken Parm

In networking terms, the little well-known eighth layer of the OSI reference model.

Layer 8 -> Chicken Parm
Layer 7 -> Application
Layer 6 -> Presentation
Layer 5 -> Session
Layer 4 -> Transport
Layer 3 -> Network
Layer 2 -> Data Link
Layer 1 -> Physical

Normally, during troubleshooting procedures, a problem can be broken down and categorized into one of the lower seven layers. When an issue is of an unknown origin, cannot be resolved, nor can it be explained, it becomes a layer 8 issue, and is pushed aside as unsolvable.
"This laptop can't connect to McDonald's Wi-Fi no matter what I do! Even an RHKTTH didn't work!"
"Dude, Layer 8 Chicken Parm issue, let's go to Panera, free Wi-Fi!"
"That's what I get for buying a laptop from wal-mafia!"
"Dude, don't be an AHOP, and drive!"
by TheDownwardSpiral November 20, 2007
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Layer Cake Rule

Refers to the movie of the same name where one character tells another "if you ever kill someone, never tell anyone else about it.' If you do anything wrong keep it to yourself.
"Bob sent me a email about how he stole a laptop from work. Way to violate the Layer Cake Rule"

"I really wanted to tell the guys how I scored with that waitress on my business trip, but I thought of the Layer Cake Rule, and how it could get back to my wife."
by SnowPatrol July 30, 2010
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Onion Laker

A woman of distinction. A strong educated woman. a woman with children whom can feed, cloth and entertain her children.
An Onion Laker is a very strong woman
by FurLife April 13, 2014
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layered

Phrase used to describe a particularly harsh insult.

Similar to burned.
oh my days...you got layered
by morgangills May 19, 2006
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