lametastic

The state of being extremely lame; alternately, being so lame that it attracts attention.

Man, have you seen the Numa Numa Kid??? That guy is lametastic.

by Freaq July 24, 2008

laser twisty

PeArL jAm.. need I say more?

Person 1: LaSeR tWiStY
Person 2: pEaRl JaM

by Bridar November 10, 2008

Lametag

A derogatory term for:

a) People in McJobs who have to wear large gaudy name tags applied directly to their shirts.

b) Euphemistic buzzwords used to describe new fads or trends, such as those in the technology or fashion markets.

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Jake: Did you see the oversized novelty name badges those hapless McFonagles employees are made to wear?

Jimmy: Yeah, those are totally lametags.

B
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Jake: Wow, I just heard someone describe the iPhone as a "lifestyle accesory". What a lametag.

Jimmy: Jesus. It's just a mobile phone with a few nice extras! Why do people go so nuts over it?

by zekepliskin December 1, 2009

lametious

People who are charming, charismatic and very intelligent as well.

I have a very lametious personality

by 23jojo12345 July 7, 2010

Laser Throat

A painful throat condition similar to that of having lasers shot at your throat.

Connie can't come out because she has laser throat.

by stutterisland May 9, 2010

lasertag slow blow

Term used for a blowjob given at a lasertag place in the back.

Lasertag was great last night, I won my game and at the end I got a lasertag slow blow. Best lasertag experience yet.

by watermelonman9910 August 12, 2016

lametric

Lametric is an amazing dude who is fine as shit and will kill u if u mess with his family, he can rap and smart, he so damn cute , he speak real shit and a loyal nigga💯

Damn I need a lametric 😍

by kelciep February 19, 2018