Larsened

A male passing out pre-7pm and getting balls and/or sausage in the general face vicinity.

Dude, Eric passed out cold during the Oscars last night and got totally Larsened.

by SloppySeconds2011 March 17, 2011

lapped up

basically when a guy is really close next to you and tries to make everyone leave the room and turns off the lights but you just see him as a friend you tell your friends to explain the proximity of him near you you tell them he is lapped up on you

Guys we were literally lapped up with each other.

by R Kelly golden shower April 1, 2021

cock lased

A cum stream so powerful it injures or kills anyone in its path

Dude I cock lased this chick last night and it think she might be dead

by Kax_604 August 8, 2008

Lapsed Feminist

A woman that used to be a feminist in college, but has since either (a) started dating a douchebag and loves being treated badly or (b) realizes that not all guys are the enemy

A lapsed feminist will make you a sammich and then do the dishes like a good woman should

by Royal Tenenbaum May 20, 2010

lapaëna

a machine that can change your height or weight.

I used my lapaëna to become 2 inches shorter.

by Spedian July 29, 2003

Lapsang the Souchong

(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.

"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"

"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"

by TCGC August 28, 2008

LaPenta

eyelahes of a goddess

my friend has the LaPenta's.

by J-Roseee March 28, 2009