lung aids

Slang for emphasema or lung cancer.

Often said by pussies who are afraid to smoke, like me.

Go ahead smoke! Enjoy your lung AIDS!

by alskjfdlakjdsf June 26, 2007

lung javelin

a tobacco cigarette

fancy a quick lung javelin?

shall we go for a lung javelin

by the shareholders December 28, 2020

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

Break a lung!

Imperative. To wish someone a successful singing engagement. The choral equivalent of the theatrical imperative 'Break a leg!' (q.v.)

'I hope your choir recital goes well. Break a lung!'

by toddsschneider October 7, 2016

jelly lung

Excessive coughing with large amounts of phlegm coming from chest(congestion). Often happens after quiting smoking and sometimes seasonal allergies.

I haven't smoked a butt in 3 days and the jelly lung is already killing me!

by Daveeeos March 7, 2016

lung infection

When one gets an infection in thy lung

My lung infection turned onto a lungs infection when it spread to my other lung.

by Davesjuly January 31, 2014

Iron Lung

A man with the capability to smoke joint after joint

"Dude, I've got a bruised lung after smoking with Jorden "Iron Lung" Collins"

by Akuji September 16, 2015