After completing no shave and no nut November, when the penis is super hairy and the balls are full of cum, and a blow job is given.
Tim: It’s finally destroy your dick December.
Hailey: Ugh FINALLY. I’m so horny I’d even suck your furry lollipop.
Hailey: Ugh FINALLY. I’m so horny I’d even suck your furry lollipop.
by Lordticklemaster November 4, 2021
Get the furry lollipop mug.An alternative to I-70 or I-80 road head. The name for the act of getting suddenly blindfolded and tied up by your girlfriend in a two-star midwestern hotel off the highway; so she can whack you with a potholder, then fellate and ride your lollipop, while you lie there unable to thwart her fast food and White Claw-fueled demands.
“It was a long drive back to Colorado, but I gave him the Midwest Lollipop to break up the monotony.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
“Driving through the Midwest is tediously boring, but the GF gave me the Midwest Lollipop when we overnighted in Omaha.”
“Welcome to Iowa. Home of the Midwest Lollipop.”
by MammaCitaMeowMeow March 18, 2022
Get the Midwest Lollipop mug.Luscious Lucy: I really need a snack, but I don't want to eat too much bread today.
Raunchy Randy: Make yourself a peanut butter lollipop!
Luscious Lucy: What's that?
Raunchy Randy: Dip any size spoon into a jar of peanut butter and lick away!
Luscious Lucy: Yum, I think I'll try it right now!
Raunchy Randy: Make yourself a peanut butter lollipop!
Luscious Lucy: What's that?
Raunchy Randy: Dip any size spoon into a jar of peanut butter and lick away!
Luscious Lucy: Yum, I think I'll try it right now!
by iluvpb April 12, 2011
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Get the poppy flavored lollipop mug.When a large bosom woman plunges her breasts into a bowl of a fruit flavored alcoholic beverage with the intentions of having the beverage licked or sucked off. Different informal terms are used in different places, including West Virginia lolly, West Virginia sucker, West Virginia sticky-pop, etc. West Virginia Lollipops are available in many flavors and shapes. West Virginia Lollipops are often the first step in a series concluding with the purchase of a morning-after-pill.
Dorothy made up for the slow service when she offered me a West Virginia lollipop then showed me her gina.
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