lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red

Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"

lobster baking by Yuenglingling February 5, 2012

lobster brit 

an extremely sunburnt tourist from europe

im going to the beach to check for lobster brits to laugh at

lobster brit by chuckles899 October 16, 2014

lobster love 

when a significant other has a death grip on your member during a handjob

I can't get a robust boner without Bernice and her lobster love

lobster love by fragilebastarad March 17, 2015

lobster walk 

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.

Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...

lobster walk by Kris Patel January 18, 2016

lobster eyes 

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

lobster eyes by magones May 5, 2016

lobster eye 

When you go and rub your eyes in a girls vagina on her period

I really wish I wouldn't have lobster eyed that girl from Missoula

lobster eye by lobster eye June 16, 2016

lobster legs 

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

lobster legs by Clawcracker May 13, 2016