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Whitey Tighty Pant Lift

When you have a roommate that just won’t shut up so you take their whitey tighties and lift them over the back of their head
I’m totally going to whitey tighty pant lift my roommate if he doesn’t stop talking.
by Dookiepoopy August 19, 2021
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Do you even lift?

a condescending expression used on body building and fitness forums to question the legitimacy of someone’s fitness expertise or weight lifting routine. Similar to other interrogatives like “U Mad?” or “U Jelly?”, the phrase is mainly used to aggravate another user during arguments about physical fitness.
John: There's no way you'll make it on the football team.

Brian: Bro, do you even lift?
by angrymongolian November 5, 2012
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council estate face lift

A derogatory term used to describe girls who cannot afford a face lift (trailer trash, council estates). It is characterised by girls who tie all their back very tightly into a pony tail, thus achieving a look similar to a face lift.
by DiddlySquat2 May 21, 2008
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That bro doesn't even lift

An expression to be used when someone's idea is nonsensical or incredulous. Another way of saying a theory "doesn't hold water".
Person 1: "I think that communism is a viable system of government."
Person 2: "No way. That bro doesn't even lift."
by CabronDeOz November 3, 2014
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so do u lift

a line used by females or homosexual men to facilitate conversation with a buff guy
So do you lift? yeah i can totally tell, you look big
by BeauDerek April 12, 2003
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sheet lifting jammie ghost

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up
by stuartc1 October 26, 2017
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Fork lift dick truck

When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.
Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!
by Bilko123 February 12, 2014
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