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The Shatue of Liberty

A cunning trick play design for American tackle football. The Quarterback lines up directly under center with a single running back in the pistol. When the quarterback calls the ‘snap’ the center proceeds to take a football-sized shit into the quarterback’s hands. The quarterback then drops back and throws an intentionally interceptable pass to the safety in the opposing backfield, as the center begins to run downfield with the football concealed in his trousers. If the play design goes as intended, the opposing defensive line bites for the fake and the secondary is taken into concussion protocol and later trauma counseling, resulting in a touchdown.
Quarterback in the huddle: “center, did you eat your fiber pills today?”

Center in the huddle: “yeah man I’m ready for The Shatue of Liberty.”

Quarterback at the line of scrimmage: “Poo 42! Poo 42! Set, hike!”

Center: *shits*

Opposing Safety: *intercepts decoy and screams incoherently*
by Brett Fahrt December 11, 2024
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liberty

the most beautiful person ever. The definition of perfection and flawless. Extremely beautiful and caring.
hey look at that liberty over there.

Austin is such a liberty
by XX_TTD April 17, 2022
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economic liberty

Unbridled greed.
I exercised my economic liberty at Ampad when I worked at Bain.
by BainDrainsYouDry January 17, 2012
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Liberty

The courts remedy your stolen freedom with stolen liberty or money there is no remedy or freedom returned .
by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023
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liberty circle

An informal, invisible but permanent local network existing outside of all formal systems, in particular state bureaucracies. They are a long standing means of organising social and economic life without hierarchy, and still remain the dominant social form in places such as the Liberty of Islandshire between England and Scotland.
Whoever thinks they’re in charge, they’re not. We have our liberty circle.
by HectorZMcTurk December 22, 2024
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Liberty High School

A School that’s not really a school. It’s a place where a bunch of no life 14-18 year olds go. The boys vape and do drugs in the bathroom and think they are “cool”. The girls where horny ass clothes and wear a pound of makeup. The weirdos walk around with there dog collars and weird ass clothes and we can’t wear a hate because it just “makes sense”.
“Hey Didn’t I go to school with you at liberty high school.”
“Oh yeah, I remember the entitled pieces of shit. My favorite memories!”
by IEATBACON131 September 7, 2021
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liberty

she is the best person you will ever know. In fact, when I meet liberty I knew from then on she was my person she was my very best friend she is sweet, honest, loyal, and mostly knows how to take a joke and the prettiest girl you will ever know
random person: who is your best friend

me: Liberty

random person: LUCKY!!!
by baked potatoes December 19, 2021
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