gum giving laws

The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:

If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum

The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned

by Lil big 4x June 3, 2020

natalia and lawson

a pair meant to be. they will be together forever and never leave each other. although they can have their difficult moments, it will all work out in the end. they are truly the perfect couple.

"natalia and lawson both like each other"
"wow they are truly meant to be"

by someone random <3 February 5, 2021

The Nazi scat laws

a set of laws in nazi germany that states that if a soldier does not have intercouse where the two participants are covered in shit piss vomit cum diet coke boogers asshole juice discharge eyeball crust and more shit, they will be put to death via godzilla sacrifice

Hitler: Uou have violated The Nazi Scat laws, DIE!!
nazi soldier: nooo
michel jordin:jumpsot

by Meatwad60 June 21, 2022

Jim Crow Laws

Southern US laws that enforced racial segregation (and that nobody likes now)

UglyBilly609:Man Jim Crow laws sucked fr
URMOM777:Whos Jim Crow?
UglyBilly609: bruh
URMOM777: *confused noises*

by female woman January 11, 2023

Body-lapse

A series of pictures that are taken throughout the process of a body changes like pregnancy, weight loss and body building. People try to show their progress.

"My friend made an awesome body-lapse video of her pregnancy - hers belly is every day bigger and bigger."

by Mörököllit January 27, 2015

lawlslaw

The kind of food that makes you laugh. Its pretty much coleslaw but lawlslaw.

Anybody want some lawlslaw?

by markus allen November 9, 2008

Laws of the Weinhold

Act of not giving af until shit becomes personal. Then you are physically required to handle the situation by any means fucking necessary.

The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..

- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules

After my buddy followed the laws of the weinhold he was admitted to a hospital for a month before he died. It was neat

by Platezz January 25, 2018