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Laptopping

Performing a sex act upon a person whilst they are using a laptop computer (this may or may not actually be on their lap). Popular activities include facebook and browsing urban dictionary.
Hey look, Jack is totally Laptopping Sarah.

I really wish someone was laptopping me whilst writing this, but I have a desktop pc.
by Redwall II May 4, 2010
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lactophiliac

Somebody who gets off by having sex with cows.
"Farmer Brown he's on crack, he's a lactophiliac"
by FarmerBlack March 29, 2010
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Laptopper's Pinky

When using a program like photoshop on a laptop, your pink will fall asleep from pressing the control key with it and having the index finger on the click button. The only known remedy is to chew on it.
Damn, Carl, I was shooping that poster all night Thursday and I got Laptopper's Pinky.

Aw shit man did you chew on it?
by Kirstead April 10, 2010
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laptopers

Single people that sit sagely for an hours in cafés with their macbooks. Sometimes they are working indeed. But more often «they want to see people and they want to see life». L. are hated by other part of café visitors, who wants to have a short coffee break and then move on. Not infrequently, after a successful table capture the latter part mystically transforms into the former one.
- These damned laptopers again occupied all the seats in the café!
by Dipturdarian December 12, 2013
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Laptopping

When you sit on someone's lap until you get uncomfortably warm
We weren't having sex I was just laptopping her
by Definedgarrot November 20, 2016
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Laptopoop

When your laptop is so crappy, it's literally a piece of shit
When you are on the loo and you are using your laptop
Urgh ffs, I hate my laptopoop
I need to buy laptop because my current laptopoop is so annoying
by ifyouknowwhothisiscongrats October 12, 2020
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laptopd

throwing a laptop out of a window to land on someone
"dude i just laptopd that dude"
"woah the the flip are they okay?"
"not at all!"
by asdfgasdfasf June 12, 2024
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