LAPD

LAPD
Laughing as people die

#1 Did you see the news about that jerk that got shoot and died last night,

#2 yea, you know me I LAPD!

by BloodRedRellik August 21, 2018

Laced Curtains

Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.

Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?

by Rank Strainger March 25, 2020

bae-lapethy

The feeling you get when BAE is doing wrong

im having bae-lapethy, BAE is talking to another girl

by Suliano November 18, 2014

laced up

To knock someone out with one good punch to the head.

Yo' bitch, you gonna get LACED UP right here if you don't back off me.

by Steven September 8, 2003

Laredo

Not Nuevo Laredo, which is in Mexico (weird, huh?). Also known as Lar... cave.

by shannim August 21, 2003

layed

Laying down as referred to in the past-tense.

I layed down this morning.

by The Danny July 15, 2006

lapdance

to dance on laps.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.

my friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006