landing zone

where you leave your business - a toilet

I was in a pinch so I had to use the pool as a landing zone

by kukurface February 21, 2010

Venus Landing

When, while preforming oral sex on a woman, you projectile vomit in said woman's vaginal crevice.

When we were 69ing i preformed the elusive venus landing.

by Mike L. Itoris October 20, 2010

Stewarts Landing

A small community on the awesome side of Ritchie Highway to Severna Park High School. It is a great place that is right on the Magothy and is a wonderful place to live. However, the neighborhood can have some sketchy neighbors. Home of the greatest halloween house before our beloved Mrs. Betty moved out. Also home to North and South Drive which on one side (the inner) is the ghetto place of severna park and the outside (the outside) is on the water and is home to rich snobs. Next to Berrywood community.

classic surburban town in the united states is a example of Stewarts Landing

by Descendent of Stewarts landing November 20, 2010

Butterfly lamping

A modern day sport usually played the in the early hours after a night on the town with peter pan in neverneverland! Theres never a time or a date set for such events, u just know when its time to go butterfly lamping. Equipment for this sport can vary drastically, the key point here is, more is better, but a good rummage around the kitchen and garage shouldnt see u stuck for protection against the little rascals! But the one downside is tryin to escape the watchful eye of the butterfly keepers!!

(peering through the curtains)
'He looks ridulous!!, Who is he and what is he doin up and dressed like that at this time in the morning?'
"Ah thats just someone whos goin to do some butterfly lamping, It's when you lamp specialist butterfly's for about 14yrs and catch them in a net!"

by theLamper June 12, 2012

Moon landing

A fake occurance in the 1960s
Recorded at Area 51
Impossibility of ever happening
NASA killing their own men
The government is hiding the fact that it is fake

The moon landing was fake

by Mgb206 September 22, 2019

landing pad

Something you put down on the bed or other surface to prevent it from getting dirty or wet from having sex. Usually this is a towel, but anything will do.

person1: I am horny, lets get it on.
person2: Well I just changed the sheets so put a landing pad down!

by CA dream'in August 21, 2009

Lamping

The act of ejaculating onto a lamp

Austin was home alone and decided to get frisky with a lamp. It had to be thrown out due to the staining from his lamping

by ARPARP June 6, 2019