Kyle

The best, most amazing person you will ever meet. the 2nd coming of God. The most amazing personality. The greatest friend who can tell the most amazing jokes, he will help you when you are down. He doesnt do great in school, nor in sports but he makes up for it in personality.

Girl 1: he's a total Kyle, and i kind of like it.
Girl 2: He never talks to girls though. what a shame...

by Yuo Chun February 2, 2019

Kyle

a sexy beast who has many talents including sex, skating, jibbing, snowboarding, throwin shit down, kicking ass, getting girls to love him, have a black mans body but be white, and speaking different languages. Also has a tendancy to be a smooth talker and get lots of pussy and tits. Can be a scale of hotness.

Girl: Wow that guys really hot.
Friend: Ya he's a Kyle for sure.
Girl: We should fuck him they have huge dicks!

by $teez wit eaze November 7, 2011

Kyle

A drug free liberal who goes to lgbt acceptance rallies with rowley from diary
Of a wimpy kid 😎

Hey you know Kyle? He N E V E R smok devils lettuce

by Kyle’s Uber Driver July 18, 2018

Kyle

the soul embodiment of god himself. destroying anyone in his path one by one. the most important, smart, fit person you will ever meet. he can destroy a whole content with the snap of his finger. “god who?” - kyle spanish 2019

Alex: yo jacob.

Jacob: yeah?
Alex: does it ever worry you or keep you up at night that everything, all of humanity’s hard work could just be wiped out in a nano second. just from the snap of kyle spanish’s fingers.

jacob: um...no?
Alex: oh okay.

by blexbharette March 24, 2019

kyle

is a very kind and handsome man, but usually falls in love with people with the first letter T and has lots of friends

look at kyle, he's always talking to t______

by babans April 26, 2019

Kyle

A kid who grew up with a fat dad that drinks too much monster and eats to much monster ham, look it up on google, he likes motocross and dirt bikes. He is very boring and likes to dress as an animal. (A furry)

Your such a Kyle you stupit boi.

by Gekyume's Foreskin NIBBA May 3, 2019

Kyle

If you meet a girl named girl, you've struck gold. They are one of the funniest people alive. Amazingly beautiful, and make everything they do cute in some way. A female Kyle may be a little insecure, but she really doesn't have reason to be. Either the bestest friend you will have in your entire damn life. Or an amazing lover, and girlfriend. Great at kissing, even better at hugs. A Kyle, is certainly someone you'd never want to replace.

Derick-dude, I asked out Kyle.
Bobby-She won't say yes man, she's wayyy too good for you.

by TheRealOne677 May 4, 2019