Keanu Reeves is the freaking hottest actor on the face of the earth! Hells ya, anyone with those fine brown eyes, thick dark hair and a trenchcoat with about 20,000 guns is o.k. in my book! Damn, he is the most adorable motorcycle riding, agent fighting, demon slaying, ballroom dancing, bass playing, time traveling hottie ever! Keanu Reeves has those funny little quirks and smooth little smiles that make you melt at the movies! He is amazziinggg and u know that everyone secretly loves him even though his movies are just a little repetetive.
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