keeper

Defines a turd that resists flushing...it is still in the bowl after a flush, hence a keeper.

"Hey, come check out my keeper!"

by edawg999 November 1, 2006

zoo keeper

the act of gathering various pets or animals and placing them in your bed while you bang your girlfriend -> may result in various scratches all over your body

charicter one: - i pulled a zoo keeper last night
friend: - really? how was it?
charicter 1: - it was going well untill my girlfriend found out it was the dog licking her and not me

by dan and eric September 26, 2006

Keeper

One who sumbits to anothers sexual favors.

You are my keeper and I want to have sex with you.

by joey gladdus August 6, 2011

keeper

A pimp, or panderer, and by definition thereof: psychologist, groomer, educator, father figure, best friend, and mate.

I ain't her keeper.

by Elroy Fitz January 31, 2004

koppers

to fuck a girl from a different nationality

"werd up i heard you kopperd that wog slut" Man id love to kopper ms alves stein

by bhb August 6, 2003

kipper

A cigarette.

From the German slang for cigarette(s): Kippe(n)

Give me a kipper please mate.

Where are my kippers?

by Sancho Panzer July 6, 2007

keeper

an alternative feminine hygiene product made of naturally occurring latex. Similar to the diva cup

The cup of my keeper was too large for my twat so I had to go down a size.

by taintedglass March 2, 2010