Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019

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Kate Walsh

The most beautiful amazing blonde ever. We love Kate Walsh!
Although she does need to fuck ____

Wow i love Kate Walsh

by DaLad42$ November 6, 2019

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Katelyn

Katelyn is usually a popular, funny girl who has a short temper so be careful! But she can also be one of the greatest of friends once you get to know her. Katelyns are usually blonde.

Who's the blonde girl with a giant group of people around her?
Oh it must be Katelyn!

by Dancingkait September 8, 2015

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Sarah-Kate

Bombshell

She's so...so...Sarah-Kate!

by princess katt August 22, 2011

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ol' kate baker

The act of walking up to someone randomly and grabbing their boob and/ or racking them.

Jack gave Cindy the ol' kate baker.

by Mt. N. Dewmeh February 10, 2010

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Kate

Kate is a wonderful person who cant ever be replaced. She's understanding, a great listener and always fun to be around. No matter what she's got your back unless you didn't have hers then YOU SUCK!!!! I LOVE HER!!

Person 1: who's kate?
Person 2: KATE!! You dont know who kate is, she's only the most awesome girl in the world where i spend my tuesday nights with dancing around and just goofying off. DUH!!
Person 1: oh her..yeah i love her too!

by RUNNINGdork January 23, 2009

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