The Flying Johan is when a man sits on a really fat woman during a sexual act, and the woman waves and flaps with her boobs and fat, so it gives a sound of a flying by chopper.
"Lets make the Flying Johan!" / Have you heard the chopper which flew over the house last night? Oh it wasn't a chopper, I made The Flying Johan!.
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girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.
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Joham is a beautiful girl .
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Get the Johan Venter mug.Jóhann wants to be a porn star but can't because he's to ugly to be one, He gets none of the girls and jerks off every day when he gets home, Jóhann is a bitch and is not nice to people.
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